Written
by Tiffany Milligan – A Vegas Local
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| Photo Courtesy of Lori Leach-Forster |
What
does HOG stand for? Heavyset Old Geezers! A Harley owner and a NASCAR fan get
into a fight – who wins? We ALL do! (Those jokes were told to me by an avid
Harley enthusiast… before you accuse me of being a hater!) Who would have
thought that there’d ever be Harley-Davidson rental tours from Las Vegas?! From self-guided tours to tours led by
the professionals, seeing Vegas from atop a Harley-Davidson provides a whole
new perspective of Sin City. Tours are as long or as short as needed to make your agenda work! Tours come with a late model bike rental with helmets
(gotta be safe), unlimited miles, fuel, and nightly room accommodations! Daylong
tours start at a mere $250 and guided tours can head northward of $5,000.
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| Horse Tour of Red Rock Canyon |
One
of the suggested Harley-Davidson rental
tours from Las Vegas is the Endless Summer 4 day/3 night experience. On
this self-guided tour you can cruise through the Valley of Fire and do the loop
around Red Rock Canyon – both providing SPECTACULAR views. You can even ride
out to Hoover Damn and have a “damn good time” – ugh I hate all the “damn”
jokes. Take time out for a buggy tour while in the Valley of Fire or how about a guided horse tour through Red Rock Canyon?
Do
you want to spend a little more time on the open road? Perhaps teaming up with
some other riding enthusiasts? Beginning and ending in Las Vegas, “The Roadery”
is an 8 day/7night guided tour. Travel through Death Valley and live to tell
about it ;) The 1170 mile journey will take you along the legendary Route 66 and
give you plenty of time to bond with your road mates!
Harley-Davidson rental tours from Las Vegas
are exhilarating and liberating. They give you a taste of Sin City and a sampling of
the surrounding area. As you are out rough riding it in our great city keep
this in mind (courtesy of goingfaster.com)…
A
Harley rider is riding down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a
sign out of the comer of his eye. It reads:
SISTERS
OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE
OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES
He
thinks it was a figment of his imagination and rides on without a second
thought. Soon he sees another sign, which says:
SISTERS
OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE
OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES
GAS
STOP 5 MILES
Suddenly,
he realizes that these signs are for real. Then he rides passed a third sign
saying:
SISTERS
OF ST.FRANCIS
HOUSE
OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT
His
instinct gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of
the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS
OF ST. FRANCIS
He
locks his bike, climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a
nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"
He
answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
possibly doing business.”
"Very
well, my son. Please follow me.”
He
is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun
stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door.”
He
does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers
the door. This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go
through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway.”
He
gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun’s cup. He trots
eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As
the door locks behind him he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing
another small sign:
GO
IN PEACE.
YOU
HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY
THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES
YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.
THE
NEXT GAS STOP IS 10 MILES
THE
OTHER WAY.
Call your friends at Vegas Daze, 1.855.895.3293 or 702.851.3293, to schedule some
fun activities to do in Vegas before or after your road trip!
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