Thursday, April 10, 2014


Bikers Welcome!



Written by Tiffany Milligan – A Vegas Local

Harley-Davidson rental tours from Las Vegas - Harley sign
Photo Courtesy of Lori Leach-Forster
What does HOG stand for? Heavyset Old Geezers! A Harley owner and a NASCAR fan get into a fight – who wins? We ALL do! (Those jokes were told to me by an avid Harley enthusiast… before you accuse me of being a hater!) Who would have thought that there’d ever be Harley-Davidson rental tours from Las Vegas?! From self-guided tours to tours led by the professionals, seeing Vegas from atop a Harley-Davidson provides a whole new perspective of Sin City. Tours are as long or as short as needed to make your agenda work! Tours come with a late model bike rental with helmets (gotta be safe), unlimited miles, fuel, and nightly room accommodations! Daylong tours start at a mere $250 and guided tours can head northward of $5,000.

Harley-Davidson rental tours from Las Vegas - Horse tour of Red Rock
Horse Tour of Red Rock Canyon
One of the suggested Harley-Davidson rental tours from Las Vegas is the Endless Summer 4 day/3 night experience. On this self-guided tour you can cruise through the Valley of Fire and do the loop around Red Rock Canyon – both providing SPECTACULAR views. You can even ride out to Hoover Damn and have a “damn good time” – ugh I hate all the “damn” jokes. Take time out for a buggy tour while in the Valley of Fire or how about a guided horse tour through Red Rock Canyon?

Do you want to spend a little more time on the open road? Perhaps teaming up with some other riding enthusiasts? Beginning and ending in Las Vegas, “The Roadery” is an 8 day/7night guided tour. Travel through Death Valley and live to tell about it ;) The 1170 mile journey will take you along the legendary Route 66 and give you plenty of time to bond with your road mates!

Harley-Davidson rental tours from Las Vegas are exhilarating and liberating. They give you a taste of Sin City and a sampling of the surrounding area. As you are out rough riding it in our great city keep this in mind (courtesy of goingfaster.com)…

A Harley rider is riding down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the comer of his eye. It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES

He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and rides on without a second thought. Soon he sees another sign, which says:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES
GAS STOP 5 MILES

Suddenly, he realizes that these signs are for real. Then he rides passed a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT

His instinct gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He locks his bike, climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business.”
"Very well, my son.  Please follow me.”
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door.”
He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway.”
He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun’s cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.
THE NEXT GAS STOP IS 10 MILES
THE OTHER WAY.

Call your friends at Vegas Daze, 1.855.895.3293 or 702.851.3293, to schedule some fun activities to do in Vegas before or after your road trip!

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