Emasculation
isn’t always a bad thing? It’s something to celebrate! Embrace the fact that
you’ll never again be allowed to make a decision without consulting your “better
half”. What?! You spent a few hundred dollars on some rugged camping gear?! Bwahahahha,
uhhh, yeah, that is all going to come to a screeching halt when you tie the
knot. You THOUGHT you were independent – after all, that’s one of the things
that attracted her to you, right? While that may be true, she is going to
thoroughly enjoy stripping every bit of dignity and manliness from you before
stepping in to “help you manage” your life “from this day forward”! Before the
big wedding day, take full advantage of your last grasp at the single life with
these Las Vegas bachelor party ideas
(muahahahahaha).
Battlefield Vegas Gun
Range
You
haven’t broached the topic of gun ownership with your soon-to-be bride because
you know it won’t be a big deal. I mean, you only own a FEW guns and they’re
totally for fun. Your fiancé is understanding and you’re sure she’s going to
love your collection just as much as you do! In fact, you are CERTAIN that
there will be gifts of guns from her in the future – plenty of birthdays spent
together means your artillery collection will grow! OHHHH silly boys… you might
be one of the lucky ones who is marrying a fellow gun enthusiast BUT chances
are you’ll be lumped into the “OMG, I don’t want a gun in the house” group!
Las
Vegas Bachelor party ideas all include male bonding… to what extent can be
your little secret ;) What better way to bond with the bros than blasting a
target with a Desert Eagle at Battlefield Vegas. This indoor shooting range in
Las Vegas has more readily available guns than a guarded armory! With the
largest collection of guns offered to the public in the U.S., Battlefield Vegas
is convenient to the Las Vegas Strip and they're ready to show you and your friends a
good time!
Dune Buggy Ride
Does
a half day dune buggy tour sound boring? I use the word “tour” in the sense
that these desert racing machines will careen up and over
hills for 10-15 miles (30 minutes)! It’s dangerous, right? Probably not as
dangerous as your future baby mama will make it out to be! That’s why this is one
of the great Las
Vegas bachelor party ideas; she NEVER HAS TO KNOW! You are going to have
PLENTY of years to listen to her nag about the dangers of pretty much any
masculine thing you want to try out so, trust me, take advantage and heed my
advice.
Golfing
Ha!
Golfing. It’s so safe it’s ridiculous. When you get married, you’re going to be
golfing three times a week each and every week! You’re going to graciously take
some time off from the sport around holidays and she’s going to appreciate that
so much! (It’s so quaint how naïve men can be :P) Want to know how it’s really going
to go down? You’re going to throw your clubs in the back of your car and just
when you’re leaving, she’ll find a way to guilt you into not going because “she
wants to spend time with you” (waaaah). The sooner you face these “truths” my
friends, the better off you’ll be!
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| Las Vegas Paiute Golf Resort |
My
Las
Vegas bachelor party ideas include a round or two of golf. It’s a time you
can socially drink and actually have a conversation with the boys – you’re all
there, together, in one cohesive unit. You can tee off and then chat about the
past…the good times you all have had…how happy they all are that you found “Mrs.
Right”…actually, they’ll probably heckle you and roust you the entire time, but
that’s what guys do to show their love! Black Mountain Golf & Country Club,
Las Vegas Paiute Golf Resort, and Bali Hai Golf Club are just a few locations I’d
suggest to schedule tee times. Happy golfing fellows!
Clubbing
Here’s
the part of the Las
Vegas bachelor party ideas that causes the most duress to the future
Missus, the bar scene. (It’ll be fine ladies, I promise. There’s nothing men
can do in Las Vegas, at night, in a city filled with sin…and debauchery…and
hookers…that they couldn’t do back home!)
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| 1Oak Club |
My STRONG suggestion to the bachelor party
group is to figure out which club you’d like to acquaint yourselves with and stick
with it. Check out 1Oak (One of a Kind) at the Mirage for your nighttime bachelor
party partying! Generally in Vegas you want three of a kind, four of a kind is
better…but in this case, One of a kind is the newest hotspot on the strip with
a posh, party atmosphere frequented by celebs. IF you choose to “go with the
flow” and figure that you’ll just bar hop until you find a hot spot then you
will either 1) lose people in your party and waste way too much time trying to reconvene,
or 2) spend countless hours in lines to get into clubs just to figure out the scene
was better at the last bar you graced with your presence.
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